queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

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clairethepoppunkprincess:

I made this c:

clairethepoppunkprincess:

I made this c:

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solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

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